1. All of the sudden you annoy me to end. It’s amazing how much you annoy me. Cool mustache?
2. You annoy me too. You’re so inconsiderate and all you care about is yourself lately. You spend your money and time irrationally and it hurts the people around you. Balance.
3. I love you. You’re my best friend and I never get tired of you.
4. Um, you have me really, really, really curious. I have no idea what to expect; but at the same time I think I know.
5. “Loosen up, dude!”
6. Uh, I try not to think about all of that. But at the same time, it just gets a little bit weirder and weirder everytime I hear about something new. And the information just keeps coming. Uh, ignorance was bliss. I guess.
7. I feel bad right now… not coming to see you. But, you’ve never, EVER been here for me. So, I have this awful thought process going on in my head. Here’s how it goes: I met you twice. You NEVER kept in contact with her. Your wife dies. You get terribly sick. And all of the sudden you’re thrust into her life… Uh?
8. Same with you. Prioritize.
